Mike R.

(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies) Once upon a time there was a man named Jed, Poor mountaineer wore a rubber on his head, and then one day he was shootin for some food and up from the ground came a red head nude. Well the next thing you know ole Jed's in bed, fucking the hell out of old red head and Granny comes in with a hickory stick, beatin'the hell out of old Jeds'dick. "OUCH!" he said, that hurt!

funniness: 5.50

rating: R