Kenny G.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope! Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery! Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk see a $100 bill in the midde of the road. Who picks it up? The old drunk. The other three don't exsist! What can a swan do that a duck can't and a lawyer should? Shove his bill up his ass!

funniness: 6.43

rating: R