Kenny G.

Where am I going and why I am in this handbasket. If we aren't suppose to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... My drinking team has a rodeo problem. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings. Welcome to hell, please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Thank you for not being chipper.

funniness: 6.40

rating: PG