Robetta Z.

Two military guys walk into a restroom. One is in the Navy, the other is a Marine. When they are done, the Navy guy walks to the sink and starts to wash his hands, while the Marine starts to walk out. The Navy guy yells, "The Navy teaches us to wash our hands!" The Marine yells back, "The Marines teach us not to piss on our hands!"

funniness: 7.02

rating: PG