Eddie D.

A huge baseball fan, the beautiful blonde was ready for the opening season. She was in line to buy her ticket, and when she got to the front, she heard someone call out, "Hey Julie!" She looked around but couldn't find out who said it. She ignored it and went in the stadium. Now hungry, she got in the snack line, and heard the same voice call out, "Hey Julie!" She looked around, but couldn't find where the voice was coming from. She ignored it again. As the game was beginning, she sat in her seat, only to hear, "Hey Julie!" She imediately stood up and yelled, "Quit calling me that! My name isn't Julie!"

funniness: 5.46

rating: G