Melissa N.

There were four Catholic mothers who were bragging about their sons. The first mother says, "My son he is a priest. When he walks in a room people go 'Good morning Father.'" The second mother says, "Oh really? My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people say, 'Hello Grace.'" The third mother says, "Yeah well, my son is a cardinal. When he walks in a room people say, 'Good morning your imminence.'" Now by this time the fourth mother has had it up to her eyebrows with the other mothers bragging about their sons. So she says, "Well, that's really nice but my son is 6'2 tall, dark, and handsome. When he walks into the room people go, 'Oh My God!'"

funniness: 7.47

rating: PG