Steven M.

There was once an eighty year old virgin woman who's crotch started to itch so she decided she would go to the doctor. When she went to the doctor the doctor told her, "I'm sorry mam but you have crabs." But knowing this was impossible the woman decide to get a second opinion She went to another doctor and once again the doctor told her she had crabs but the woman persisted that being a virgin that was impossible . The woman decided to once again see another doctor. After looking the woman over and running several test the doctor came back into the room with the woman and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs, but the bad news is your cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies."

funniness: 6.18

rating: R