Shawn N.

"I thought it would make a wicked wave to surf on" -Moses, talking about the real reason he parted the Red sea. "Scattered showers my ass" -Noah "Bigamy is having one wife to many. Monogamy is the same" -Oscar Wilde "I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better" -any man who has been married "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants" -A. Whitney Brown "I told you I was Sick!" -On a tombstone "Gay Motherfucker!" -English professor giving an example of an oxymoron "What the hell are you trying to say?" -any dog looking at its owner "Time's fun when you're having flies" -Kermit the Frog "You want What on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG-13