Zac C.

- I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people. - We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. - Discourage inbreeding; ban country music. - Life is short. Don't be a dick. - Yoo hoo!! Here I am, at the bottom of your purse! - Starlight Starbright where the hell is Mr. Right - To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group - I majored in liberal arts, would you like fries w/that. - I majored in philosophy, would you like fries w/that. - I want my man to have a VCR: Very Cute Rear - I have PMS and a gun. Did you have a problem with that!?! - I'm 17. Give me your credit cards, give me your keys and get out of my way. - I haven't found Mr Right but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong - You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me. - It's Miss Bitch to you. - How do you keep an idiot amused? Turn over. . . (on both sides of keychain) - I suffer from PMS... Putting up with Men's Shit - If you're rich, I'm single. - Men suffer from PMS too... Pretending to be Macho Studs - If you shower in your clothes, it shows you're crazy. If you shower nude, it show's your nuts!!! - I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy, and LOUD... but I'm FUN. - If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk! - If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna piss you off. - or - If it has tires or tits, it's gonna piss you off. - Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass! - Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass - Birthdays only come once a year... aren't you glad you're not a birthday? - To some it's half empty, To some it's half full. To me it's time for a beer run! - (Written in really tiny writing) Nosy little fucker, aren't you? - (This is a visual gag. It's a condom inside plastic with the caption) "In case of emergency, break glass." (What's really funny is in tiny writing underneath) "Not recommended for use" - I am so broke, I can't even pay attention. - I am not a BITCH... I am *the* BITCH. - I was put on this planet to make your life miserable. - I'm in touch with my inner bitch. - I am trying to graduate college with a 4.0 (blood alcohol level). - I do what the voices in my head tell me. Looking for Mr. Right *crossed out* Mr. Wonderful *crossed out* Mr. Coffee! - Heartbreaker, looking for next victim. - In God we trust. All others we monitor. - Not all women are annoying... some are dead. - The nuns made me dress this way. - You! Out of the gene pool! - You must be this tall to ride this ride. - Moody Bitch; seeking a caring, and understanding guy to dump on. B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Individual That Can Handle anything!

funniness: 7.04

rating: R