Chris U.

Two cannibals are walking through the woods, when all of the sudden they come upon a corpse. One of the cannibals starts eating on the head, the other begins his feast on the feet. The one eating the head says, "Hey, how's it going down there?" The other replies, "Great, I'm having a ball!" The one on top says, "Slow down, you're eating too fast!"

funniness: 4.77

rating: R