Mr F.

There were 3 dogs in a cage at a dog pound and they were discussing why they were in there. One dog said that he was being put to sleep beacause he drank out of the toilet. The second dog was being put to sleep beacause he tore up the newspaper. The third dog said he was in there because his owner dropped her towel and went to pick it up and he couldn't resist and started humping her. The other dogs said that they understood why he was being put to sleep. But the dog said, "I'm not being put to sleep, I'm getting my nails trimmed!"

funniness: 7.36

rating: PG-13