Caleb H.

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded. In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast. In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows. An average person laughs about 15 times a day. The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night. The condom, made originally of linen, was invented in the early 1500s. The first-known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. The average bank teller loses about $250 every year. Every person has a unique tongue print. Women's hearts beat faster than men's. Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money. [The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.] Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego. The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley. 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell." Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.

funniness: 7.78

rating: PG