Chon F.

One day a man was going to build a house on some land that he had lived on as a kid. He was talking to the foreman about what and what not to do. He told the foreman, "Don't chop that tree down." The foreman replied, "Why not?" The man answered, "Because that is where I first had sex." The foreman said, "I can understand why you want that tree. It has some sentimental value to you." The man said, "Yes, but also don't clear that spot over there." The foreman replied, "Why not?" The man answered, "Because that is where her mother watched me have sex." The foreman said, "Her mother watched you have sex with her?! What did she say?!" The man answered, "Baaaaaah!"

funniness: 5.58

rating: PG