Nicola S.

Bill Clinton was speaking to one of his personnel aids one day. "Look Chuck", he said, "there's this young woman I've seen working at the Oval Office whom I find very attractive and I'd like to get her a gift. The only problem is that after all this publicity with Monica, I don't want it to be anything that the public can ever find out about. Do you have any suggestions?" "Well Sir" said Chuck, "perhaps something small and thoughtful would be in order. A box of chocolates or a bouquet of flowers...but whatever you do sir, don't splash out on a dress."

funniness: 3.74

rating: PG