Josh L.

Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, using a chisel created a hole. Third, was a Taylor tall and thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth, was a Hunter short and stout, using fur he lined it without. Fifth, was a Fisherman as naughty as hell, who threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth, was a Preacher named Mcgee, who touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Seventh, was a Sailor,A dirty little runt, who fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt!

funniness: 7.18

rating: R