Paula A.

~ Man: An animal [whose]...chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidityas to infest the whole inhabitable earth and Canada. ~ Woman: An animal...having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication... The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts of prey... The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk. ~ Cabbage: A...vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. ~ The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. ~ Boy meets girl: girl get's bot into pickle: boy gets pickle into girl. ~ Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. ~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. ~ I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. ~ The doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. ~ Talk is cheap because supple exceeds demand. ~ Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

funniness: 4.68

rating: PG