Michelle S.

There was this boy and girl that are about 5 years old that look at each other naked in the park each day. The girl comes home and say, "Mommy what's this?" The Mom replied, "That's your garage, don't ever let a boy put his limousine in your garage" The boy went home and asked his father the same thing, "Daddy what's this?" The father replied, "That's you limousine, don't ever put your limousine in a girls garage." So the next day they go to the park and look at each other naked. The girl comes home with bloody hands and her mom asks what happened. The girl replied, "He tried to put his limousine in my garage so I ripped his 2 front wheels off."

funniness: 6.40

rating: R