Martin L.

Two lawyers were standing in a queue for the bank teller having an ordinary conversation. After ten minutes of queueing a man burst into the bank holding a sawn off shotgun. The robber went along the queue of people getting them to empty all their valuables and wallets into a bag before he went to rob the till. As he got closer to the two lawyers one took a crisp fifty dollar note out of his wallet and handed it to his companion. After he had given it the second lawyer said, "what the hell are you doing, what is this?" The second lawyer replied "oh, it's that fifty dollars I owe you."

funniness: 6.71

rating: PG