What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke Machine have in common? They both have a sign that says, "Insert Bill Here, Faceup."
Seems Bill wasted all that time running for Persident. He thought they said the "Oral" office.
Why did Bill get into this problem? He didn't know that her-ass (Harass) was one word.
What does Monica have on her Resume? "Sat on the Presidential Staff."
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