There was a little boy sitting on the curb in front of his house. In one hand he held a package of M&Ms and in the other a cat. Well, the nosey neighbor across the street noticed him sitting there on the curb, and wondered what he was doing.
Closer observation of the little boy brought shock at the sight. Little Bobby would put an M&M in his mouth, bite the cat on the butt, and then scoot down the curb a little bit.
The neighbor stared with wonder as little Bobby kept doing the same thing over and over again. He would put an M&M in his mouth, then bite the cat on the butt, and proceed to scoot down the curb a little further each time.
The neighbor, now growing more concerned, started to walk towards little Bobby when he did it again. He put an M&M in his mouth, bit the cat on the butt, and scooted further down the curb.
When the neighbor reached little Bobby he said, "What are you doing there little Bobby?"
Bobby said, with a shrug. "Oh. Just playin Truck Driver."
"Truck Driver?" asked the neighbor in perplexity.
"Yes," Bobby answered quite casually. "I'm poppin' pills, eatin pussy, and movin on down the road."