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White House Lovin' (to the tune of Summer Lovin')

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Sing to the melody of Summer Lovin' from Grease (try for the same voice inflection as Travolta and Newton-John)

Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast" Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast" Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me" Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees" Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those White House nights"

Grand Jury: "Well, ah.. well, ah..well, ah. Uh! Tell us more, tell us more" Linda Tripp: "Try to remember your best" Grand Jury: "Tell us more, tell us more" Kenneth Starr: "Did he come on your dress?"

Grand Jury: Uh-huh....Uh-huh...Uh-huh.... Grand Jury: Uh-huh....Uh-huh....Uh-huh....

Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp" Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp" Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House" Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth" Bill: "Summer days, gobbling away, oh, i, but those White House nights"

Grand Jury:"Well, ah.. well, ah..well, ah. Uh! Tell us more, tell us more" Linda Tripp: "He sounds like a swell guy" Grand Jury:"Tell us more, tell us more" Kenneth Starr:"Did he tell you to lie?"

(Slower now)

Bill: "Press found out, it turned into a mess" Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress" Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow" Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now" Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams But......oh those White House Nights"

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