Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: None, they don't know how!
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None of your damn business!
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You can't believe a word they say.
Q: Why are men like popcorn? A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm? A: Because so many men fake foreplay.
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