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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil �till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee. Well buzz off I'm busy!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!

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by Mario H. 1+ years ago

That is kinda cheesy

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