There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Sooner who all committed a crime and were sentenced to the electric chair. The Longhorn sat in the chair first. "Any last wishes?" the executioner asked. "I wish to beat Oklahoma one more time." The executioner flipped the switch, but it didn't turn on. "I guess you get to go beat those Sooners." Next came the Sooner. "Any last wishes?" "I wish to hear the OU fight song one more time." The executioner flipped the switch, but it didn't turn on. "I guess you get to go hear that fight song." Last came the Aggie. "You forgot to plug in the cord." he said. The executioner plugged it in, and flipped the switch.