"If the bed breaks, Sweetheart, I'll see you in the Spring"
"Get out the meat balls Mama, there's a fork in the road"
"I'm sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is cleaner"
"Whistling through the knot hole in Grannies wooden leg"
"Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday Night"
This last one is a real song: "Every Saturday night they'd go out for a roam, And every Sunday morning they'd come straggling home..."