The Pregnant Turkey

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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

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by jada s. 1+ years ago

this was a home video look it up onyoutube

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by Amy R. 1+ years ago

Helloooo,Aimee K. just explained the whole thing to you sounds like you just had a BLOND MOMENT! lol

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

good joke, but I agree, the last sentence ruins it

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by Abby B. 1+ years ago

Yeah, I would fall for that too and I am a brunette. What does being blonde have to do with it? That last sentence ruined the joke for me--sorry.

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by sam d. 1+ years ago

Not bad

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