50 Dollars is 50 dollars

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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' ; Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

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by Gareth-Davis K. 1+ years ago

Typical Jew. Anything to not spend money.

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by Alyssa C. 1+ years ago

Wow, didn't see that one coming!!!!!!!!

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by Danica L. 1+ years ago

OMG my teacher told my whole class that one Haha

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by cynthia w. 1+ years ago

i call for a new rule on this site: assholes who don't post anything worth watching or reading, and instead spend their time anoying the rest should NOT be banned...no, they should be located and hanged.....guess who i'm talking about, naveed

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by moe w. 1+ years ago

Ohhhhhhh! The last sentence makes me shocked. NIce........!

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by Sharon N. 1+ years ago

naveed wats up with da photos of da bollywood chicks?

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by Pushkin R. 1+ years ago

Naveed is the biggest asswhole on this site

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by Jackie O. 1+ years ago

Haha! That's a riot!

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by Ashley S. 1+ years ago

WOW!

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by Vince V. 1+ years ago

Haha, nice one!

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by l l. 1+ years ago

This one's funny. I've also seen this one here before, but it costed ten instead of fifty.

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