There's a blonde and a red head. It's 10'oclock at night and they're at the blonde's house watching the late news. On the news was a story of a man who commited suicide then the redhead turns to the blonde and says "I bet $50 you he'll jump", and the blonde says "ok I bet $50 you he won't ".
The man jumped, so the blonde pulls out her purse and says "here's your $50", and the redhead said "no I can't accept it. I watched the early news and heard that he jumped". Then the blonde replied "So did I but I didn't think he'd jump again!"
submitted: 1+ years ago
viewed: 15,218 times
I hate blonde jokes, being blonde, but this one was pretty funny.
I've heard this joke before but it's still really funny!
I love this one! I told it to a few friends of mine and had them cracking up! [I think part of it was the bare shell of calm over the laughter I was holding in. My voice started to give on the punchline, so it sounded... real? I guess that's the right word.]
i WOULdVE StRAiGht tAkEN thE MONEy && NOt EVEN MENtiON My WAtChiNG it EARLiER.ROfLMAO.