The Flat Tire

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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life-like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life-like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before an OPP pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

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by Carlos S. 1+ years ago

I'm buying me one of those men...

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by michael j. 1+ years ago

Jesus, a holy F%@#er!!!!

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by Marie D. 1+ years ago

ooooooooook

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by Michael G. 1+ years ago

You are letting your standards drop Moe! Emergency flashers my butt-hole!

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by Jenny Z. 1+ years ago

WOW!!!

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by Mark S. 1+ years ago

Hold On Hold On,I've Heard I Joke Just Like This,Did You Copy The Joke Or Did That Other Guy I Was Talking About Copy You? Just To Mention,I Never Get Bored Of This Joke,So Bravo! Bavo... Hit the nail right on the head there :) Moelicious copies every one of her jokes and has probably submitted about one original joke.

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

Hold On Hold On,I've Heard I Joke Just Like This,Did You Copy The Joke Or Did That Other Guy I Was Talking About Copy You? Just To Mention,I Never Get Bored Of This Joke,So Bravo! Bavo...

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by pj b. 1+ years ago

r u a blonde? lmao jkjk

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by Laffing H. 1+ years ago

HAHAHA! Good one. :)

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

LMAO. awesome!

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by Lynn F. 1+ years ago

lol best thing i've heard all day

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