This isn't really a joke, but it is hilarious if you have the
right sense of humor and you are super bored.
STEP 1: Get recording device. phones are perfect for
STEP 2: record farts. my record for 1 night is 23.
STEP 3 (optional): run around stores, and play these
recordings. stores with old people are the best. i
once had an old man turn around and say "oops. sorry"
if u dont like it, i dont care. this is my first thingy mabob