Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
I've done several and just so you know tourist dont have a very good sense of humor cause I got into trouble for it... T.T
I did a couple of these in class... T.T got busted though.... >_<
bonus points if people go along with the last one :D
i wouldnt stay on the elevator tht long :) hehe anyways i would love to see what ppl would do if they saw me doing all that!! anyways tht was funny!!!
IM gonna try the your one of them.... or the pen one.... there all pure gold 10/10
I would love to see people's reactions to these.
OMFG sooooo funny. id love to see somebody try that.
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number 10 seems like something that Jim Carry would do on one of his movies.
Carry a briefcase in. When the elevator's full open it up and ask "Does anyone know how to stop a bomb in less than 30 seconds?"
Also: Stare at people and when they look at you, look away. Then when they stop looking at you, stare at them again, and so on. I did this with my friends. so funny!
I cried soo hard when i saw this! it was so funny! i think: 5,6,10,13,18, and 22 were the best! lol, Please make more! =)
Haven't laughed as much since watching Team America! Definately have to try some of these. Also urge others to try #25 'Shout FIRE while holding a 12 guage'?
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You know we've all done at least a few of them before!
the best have gotta be nombers: 5, 6, 10, 11, 14, 17 and 22! lol
#6 reminds me of something the ppl from maximum ride by james patterson would do. lol
23)PULL your dick out, beat off and check peoples reactions.
#24 When all's quiet, make it your new office. Desk, chair, fake plant in the corner, etc.
hahahaha!! "meow occasionally"!! simple to do and it'll definitely get a few laughs