Things To Do On An Elevator

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

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by Olivia B. 1+ years ago

heard these before but still FUNNY

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by Heba H. 1+ years ago

FUNNY

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by Smoky M. 1+ years ago

EPIC

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by jk n. 1+ years ago

this is epic hilarious...moe is GOD

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Nein B. 1+ years ago

I've done several and just so you know tourist dont have a very good sense of humor cause I got into trouble for it... T.T

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Cynthia S. 1+ years ago

I did a couple of these in class... T.T got busted though.... >_<

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by Matt O. 1+ years ago

bonus points if people go along with the last one :D

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by GaGa S. 1+ years ago

i wouldnt stay on the elevator tht long :) hehe anyways i would love to see what ppl would do if they saw me doing all that!! anyways tht was funny!!!

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by Nikki L. 1+ years ago

omg!!!!!!! that made me laugh so hard.

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by Jakckson K. 1+ years ago

IM gonna try the your one of them.... or the pen one.... there all pure gold 10/10

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by Jackie O. 1+ years ago

I would love to see people's reactions to these.

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by erica w. 1+ years ago

OMFG sooooo funny. id love to see somebody try that.

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by Anthony M. 1+ years ago

number 10 seems like something that Jim Carry would do on one of his movies.

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by Nicholas B. 1+ years ago

Carry a briefcase in. When the elevator's full open it up and ask "Does anyone know how to stop a bomb in less than 30 seconds?"

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by Sarah K. 1+ years ago

Also: Stare at people and when they look at you, look away. Then when they stop looking at you, stare at them again, and so on. I did this with my friends. so funny!

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by Sarah K. 1+ years ago

I cried soo hard when i saw this! it was so funny! i think: 5,6,10,13,18, and 22 were the best! lol, Please make more! =)

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by Michael G. 1+ years ago

Haven't laughed as much since watching Team America! Definately have to try some of these. Also urge others to try #25 'Shout FIRE while holding a 12 guage'?

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by Angel T. 1+ years ago

You know we've all done at least a few of them before!

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by ivana k. 1+ years ago

the best have gotta be nombers: 5, 6, 10, 11, 14, 17 and 22! lol

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

#6 reminds me of something the ppl from maximum ride by james patterson would do. lol

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Haha, i love #2 and 6 ^-^

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by Mad R. 1+ years ago

23)PULL your dick out, beat off and check peoples reactions.

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by shea k. 1+ years ago

#9 reminds me of the movie elf

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by Lynn F. 1+ years ago

lmao!!! #18 was the best!!!

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by Duckerdoo 1+ years ago

#24 When all's quiet, make it your new office. Desk, chair, fake plant in the corner, etc.

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by Lei B. 1+ years ago

hahahaha!! "meow occasionally"!! simple to do and it'll definitely get a few laughs

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by Kieran w. 1+ years ago

LOL..... this is one iv done... 23. Stare at the closest person to you, getting your face really close to theirs, when they look you in the eyes, say "AAAAAAAARGH" double points if you can time it perfectly to make an exit right afterwards)

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