THE NUN WHO PEED IN THE HOLY WATER

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A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong

Then a little later, one came back and was crying

"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior

"I picked flowers in the garden."

"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."

The nun did as told, then another nun came, she was also crying

"Why? What did you do?"

"I stole a candy from a kid"

"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."

She also did as told...

Then the last nun came, but she was roaring with laughter

"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior sternly

"I peed in the holy water" came the reply

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by Andalite B. 7 months ago

I wonder if the nun continued laughing after she realized that she would also have to drink the holy water to be forgiven of her sin?

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

I've heard quite a few much better versions of the same joke.

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by Casey C. 1+ years ago

It is funny, but you gave it away in the title.

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by nina d. 1+ years ago

the beginning didnt make any sense, why would she just tell them to do something wrong? and you gave it away in the title... overall just kinda retarded...

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by Owen M. 1+ years ago

nice work giving it away in the title

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Lol =0

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by hayden g. 1+ years ago

maybe call it the nun that whent

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by bry n. 1+ years ago

good joke, but a different title would improve it - you can tell what is going to happen, so it isn't as funny.

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

niceeee 2 bad the titile gave it away... :(

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

Its obvious whats going to happen. Better luck next time!

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by Brittany C. 1+ years ago

I agree with Paul z. but i think it would be funny if the title was different

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

who cares its an awesome joke!

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

It was so obvious what was going to happen because of the title. Next time, try to choose a title that dosen't give away the punchline.

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by thomas h. 1+ years ago

thats gay and old

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by Amanda M. 1+ years ago

The title gave it away and its old....

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by amanda c. 1+ years ago

the title totally gave the joke away

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago

Good joke, but the title gave the ending away :P

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