I Shot The Dog

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There was a pregnant woman that got shot 3 times but, the doctor left the bullets in so he wouldn't hurt the babies.One week later, the woman had triplets, two girls and a boy. Then 1 day, a girl said"Mom, i was peed out a bullet.".The other girls came up and said the same thing. Then, the boy came up and, the Mon said,"Let me guess,You peed out a bullet?". The boy said, "No, I was jacking off and I shot the dog.".

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