The witness and the Jury man

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One day a man was in court,he was just about to get sent to jail for 44 years when he said: "Don't send me to jail! I am 22 and I have had 22 wifes all deforced! this cannot be possible!" then one man in the jury standed up and said: "If you remembered why your at court,you would of known way your goin' to jail for 44 years!" did you even bother going to school?" said the jury man. "No,why am I at the court smartguy?" said the witness, "You can talk" said the jury man

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by Ashley C. 1+ years ago

From what I have gathered from re-reading this joke: The writer has based their joke in a place where it is illegal to be able to talk. Apparently you can also use your amount of failed and possibly bigamous relationships as a reason to not go to jail. I'm going to assume that he somehow got 2 years in jail for every ex-wife.... because he could talk???? I give up...

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by Carla M. 1+ years ago

i dont get it.. next time you want to submit a joke try making sense.

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by Amanda M. 1+ years ago

That made no sense....

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by Larissa S. 1+ years ago

To tell the truth, don't try anymore jokes. The only thing funny about this is the crap job of grammar and spelling.

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

1 why is he in jail? 2.What has di(v)orce got to do with anything?3.Why is it spelt like that? Ditto to everyone else.

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

Wh@? Sorry i don't get

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by anisa s. 1+ years ago

yea ditto to everyone else

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

i agree to all the peoplez under here

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

pointless.....

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by E H. 1+ years ago

that makes absolutely no sense at all. The only funny thing about it is the spelling.

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by Vince V. 1+ years ago

wtf... i read this like 15 times trying to get it, its horribly spelled and not funny at all...

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