One day a man was in court,he was just about to get sent to jail for 44 years when he said: "Don't send me to jail! I am 22 and I have had 22 wifes all deforced! this cannot be possible!" then one man in the jury standed up and said: "If you remembered why your at court,you would of known way your goin' to jail for 44 years!" did you even bother going to school?" said the jury man. "No,why am I at the court smartguy?" said the witness, "You can talk" said the jury man
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From what I have gathered from re-reading this joke: The writer has based their joke in a place where it is illegal to be able to talk. Apparently you can also use your amount of failed and possibly bigamous relationships as a reason to not go to jail. I'm going to assume that he somehow got 2 years in jail for every ex-wife.... because he could talk???? I give up...
i dont get it.. next time you want to submit a joke try making sense.
To tell the truth, don't try anymore jokes. The only thing funny about this is the crap job of grammar and spelling.
1 why is he in jail? 2.What has di(v)orce got to do with anything?3.Why is it spelt like that? Ditto to everyone else.
that makes absolutely no sense at all. The only funny thing about it is the spelling.