10 Story Shots
Two men were in a bar, 10 stories off the ground. The first man took a shot and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he appeared at the elevator. The second man astonished said, " How did you do that?" The man replied, " All you do is take a shot, then when you jump out the window you float down."
The second man not believing him asked him to do it again. The man took another shot and repeated the same thing. When he arrived back on the 10th floor the second man said," What the hell I'll give it a try." He took a shot and jumped out the window. He fell gaining speed, then splattered all over the sidewalk. The first man was sitting at the bar, when the Bartender said,"Damn Superman, you're a real dick when you've been drinking".