Once there was a white man, chinese man, and black man and a magical hill. And whatever you say you wanna be you'll turn into it. First, the white man said "I wanna be captain of the Klu Klux Klan." Poof he became captain of the KKK. Then, the chinese man said "I wanna be a chinese chef." Poof he became a chinese chef. Finally, the black man ran up the hill and he slipped and said "Oh, shit." Poof he turned into a pile of shit.