A small crowd of people are standing near the cliff. They were dicussing if anyone is brave enough to jump to the other side of the cliff when one of them jumped but failed to reach the other end, and fell.
Luckily, the cliff wasn't too high and there was a river below. The man swam back up, took his shotgun from the truck, walks to the crowd and said:
"Alright, the son of a &%$#@ who kicked me just now have 2 choices, either you confess and jump of that dam cliff, or all of you are getting shot."
Immediately, a guy fell off the cliff, dropped into the river, swan back up, took the shotgun from the first guy, and said:
"I don't give a dam who @!#$ing kicked me off, but all of you are dead."
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