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found in Moscow Hotel lobby across from a russian orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday!

Swiss Mountain Inn: Special Today ----No Icecream!

Door of a health food shop Closed due to illness

We repair what your husband fixed!

On a restroom hand drier: Do not activate with wet hands

In a restroom cubicle: Toilet out of order, plz use floor below

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

In a bowling alley: Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.

sign at a psychic's business; Don't call us we'll call you


1985 Camaro red 68,000 miles, runs good, needs motor

One pair hardly used dentures, only two teeth missing $100

Turkey for sale - only partially eaten, only 8 days old. Both drumsticks still intact $23

Parachute, never opened, used once,

Free dog, eats anything and is fond of children

Debbie's hair salon if we can't make you look good, your ugly!

For sale, one used tombstone, perfect for anyone named Michael Smith

For sale, 16 volume encyclopedias, not needed anymore because i know everything.


Blow dryer do not use while sleeping

Iron Never iron clothes on the body

Life saving device Warning, this is not a life saving device!

Child sized superman costume This garment does not enable you to fly

Camera This camera will only work when film is inside (DUH)

Soap Directions: Use like regular soap

Christmas Lights For indoor or outdoor use only

Peanuts Contains Nuts!!

Shampoo Use reapetedly for severe damage

Blanket Not to be used as a protection from a tornado

Insect Spray This is harmful to bees!!


something went wrong in jet crash experts say

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Deer Kill 17,000

Stolen Painting found by tree

Two soviet ships collide, one dies

two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

British left waffles on falkland islands

Iraqi Head seeks Arms

Miners refuse to work after death

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Man struck by lightning faces battery charge

Typhoon rips throug h cemetery, hundreds dead.

Lansing residents can drop off trees

Local High school dropouts cut in half

survivor of siamese twins joins parents

include your children when baking cookies!!

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Bridge held up by red tape

cold wave linked to temperatures

Queen MAry having bottom scraped

A ring of debris was found around Uranus

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Kids make nutritous snacks

hospitals sued by seven foot doctors

Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Lawmen from mexico barbecue guests

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Dealers will hear car talk at noon

New Vaccine may contain rabies



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