Jesus is watching you

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around

looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a

strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When

he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a

long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and

began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as

a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source

of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came

to rest on a parrot...

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"

"Moses," replied the


"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot


The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would

name a 140 pound Rottweiler , Jesus."


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