If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?...which ever way it feels like
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?...Sure
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?...Yes
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?...FUCK OFF!!
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?...because milk is fat in a way
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?...2
Do birds pee?...yup
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?...You choose Feb. 28 or March 1...EVERY MORON KNOWS THIS...WHY DO THEY ASK RETARTDED QUESTIONS!
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?...First Man
Can dogs have dog days?...Sure
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?...cause people who created the meaning are retarded
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?...Because it records ur time!
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?...no
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?...cuz he thought it was cool
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?...to think
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?....cuz they weird
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?...wtf??? who came up with these q's?
Do pigs pull ham strings? omfg moroN!
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? ...BECAUSE!!!
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?....no u faget
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?...no its just is...people who go to therapists get raped
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldnt people aim for their head or crotch?....wow u fag
How come, in the Mini Wheats commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheats has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?....no
Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?....its not really canadian and its not really hawaiian cant all u retarted just live life w.o q's
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?...no
If a table is propped up can it be propped down?...idk u fag
If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?...because bubbles are white!
Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?....partly
Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?....no ha!
If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?...they call somone and plan
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?....handicapped
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?...its funny! GOSH! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ANSWER!
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldnt they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?...its self explanatory u fag
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?...OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP! THATS Y!
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?...when ur middle finger hits ur palm
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?.....its never to early for God so stop complainign
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?....most likely
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?....no its just means there might be rain or not....but yeah pretty much
Are you trying to sound cool?I have some suggestions,then: 1)spell correctly,and don't use chatspeak.some people don't know what certain things in chatspeak means,which makes the joke or response come off as dumb. 2)Try to be sarcastic.Be random,too,and don't say stuff that's not actually an anwser. It does help.
absolutely brainless.brainlesss with a capital B.
you're answers just sucked. "because it does" is not an answer. making fun of the guy is not an answer saying "OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP! THATS Y!" is not a fucking answer!! if u r going to answer something at least TRY to giv REAL answers, i actually just made this account JUST so i could tell u how much u fucking suck!
Hey, moron. If you are attempting to look smart by making fun of these stupid questions, you failed miserably. check your spelling puntuation, grammer and capitilizations beforehand. Otherwise it just makes you look stupid. You do look stupid.
Ok this just... Wow I don't even know where to begin... You didn't really put ANY thought into this did you? Milk is NOT fat, cows produce a very creamy milk which companies water down so that our wussy stomachs can handle it. Even whole milk has water in it. If a woman became president her husband would be called the First Gentlemen. Yes, Pigs CAN pull hamstrings. They say "niner" because "nine" can be misunderstood if the radio has a lot of static. Seriously if you're going to do one of these at least try to think it through on your answers.
Im going with a solid five... I share some of your resentment toward the idiot nation. But be creative with your answers, It doesnt come off as funny, or frustrated. Try being a smart ass and involve toast(or something else random) in half/more of your answers.