Life's unanswered question 4! ANSWERED!

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If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?...which ever way it feels like

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?...Sure

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?...Yes

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?...FUCK OFF!!

Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?...because milk is fat in a way

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?...2

Do birds pee?...yup

If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?...You choose Feb. 28 or March 1...EVERY MORON KNOWS THIS...WHY DO THEY ASK RETARTDED QUESTIONS!

When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?...First Man

Can dogs have dog days?...Sure

Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?...cause people who created the meaning are retarded

Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?...Because it records ur time!

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?...cuz he thought it was cool

Why do people say heads up when you should duck? think

Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?....cuz they weird

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters? who came up with these q's?

Do pigs pull ham strings? omfg moroN!

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? ...BECAUSE!!!

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? u faget

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? its just is...people who go to therapists get raped

Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch? u fag

How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?....its not really canadian and its not really hawaiian cant all u retarted just live life w.o q's

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

If a table is propped up can it be propped down?...idk u fag

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?...because bubbles are white!

Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?....partly

Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend? ha!

If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?...they call somone and plan

What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?....handicapped

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?...its funny! GOSH! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ANSWER!

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?...its self explanatory u fag

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?...OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP! THATS Y!

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?...when ur middle finger hits ur palm

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?.....its never to early for God so stop complainign

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?....most likely

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not? its just means there might be rain or not....but yeah pretty much


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by Katie K. 1+ years ago

vote for my revision

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by Abigail S. 1+ years ago

Are you trying to sound cool?I have some suggestions,then: 1)spell correctly,and don't use chatspeak.some people don't know what certain things in chatspeak means,which makes the joke or response come off as dumb. 2)Try to be sarcastic.Be random,too,and don't say stuff that's not actually an anwser. It does help.

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by amanda c. 1+ years ago

absolutely brainless.brainlesss with a capital B.

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by Ryan S. 1+ years ago

you're answers just sucked. "because it does" is not an answer. making fun of the guy is not an answer saying "OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP! THATS Y!" is not a fucking answer!! if u r going to answer something at least TRY to giv REAL answers, i actually just made this account JUST so i could tell u how much u fucking suck!

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by Greg S. 1+ years ago

Hey, moron. If you are attempting to look smart by making fun of these stupid questions, you failed miserably. check your spelling puntuation, grammer and capitilizations beforehand. Otherwise it just makes you look stupid. You do look stupid.

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by Hattie D. 1+ years ago

just get a life!

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by Dark Enchantment 1+ years ago

Ok this just... Wow I don't even know where to begin... You didn't really put ANY thought into this did you? Milk is NOT fat, cows produce a very creamy milk which companies water down so that our wussy stomachs can handle it. Even whole milk has water in it. If a woman became president her husband would be called the First Gentlemen. Yes, Pigs CAN pull hamstrings. They say "niner" because "nine" can be misunderstood if the radio has a lot of static. Seriously if you're going to do one of these at least try to think it through on your answers.

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by Christian H. 1+ years ago

Im going with a solid five... I share some of your resentment toward the idiot nation. But be creative with your answers, It doesnt come off as funny, or frustrated. Try being a smart ass and involve toast(or something else random) in half/more of your answers.

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