Obama dies and goes to the pearly gates where he meets St Peter. When he walks up St Peter asks him. "I just have two questions for you. First Have you committed any sins and second Who are you?"
"Well of course I've committed sins, hasn't everyone?"
"Fair enough, then the second question. Who are you?"
"Well, I am Barack Obama"
"Ok let me see" and St Peter begins looking through a list, after a minute he says "Well, I don't see you on this list. What did you do on earth" and Obama proudly replies "I was the president"
"Oh I see" and St Peter starts looking through a different list after another minute he says "that's funny I don't see you on this list either. How long were you president?"
Obama looks down at his watch and says "Oh, about fifteen minutes"
You know what else is "Sad,but true...Sad,but true!!" It's people like you who are probally the reason American's are usually made fun of for being so racist.
hey this joke gets the retarded stamp! RETARDED!!!
And I had actually believed we humans had made alittle progress....I hate always being wrong!!
This isnt really funny, its more...hey he could get shot, lets joke bout what he gonna say to St. Peter.................................errrrr nope. no cigar
haha, this is awesome, i hate politics, vote freedom
this joke is beat asss shyt who ever posted it is a ingorant ass hole
hahaha...lol. I agree with this joke completely. if he gets voted president eventually someone will shoot him...
so messed up but funny cause its most likey to be true
If he does win the election he probably will get shot. But so what . VOTE McCAIN!!!
Dude this is fucked up. This is like saying he's gonna get shot