english wet cat joke

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a cat is standing by a river and a cocktail sausage flew past its head. the cats paw got wet.

then a slightly bigger sausage flew past its head. this time his leg got wet

then a massive sausage flew past and soaked the cat through.

the morale of this story is .........

the bigger the sausage,

the wetter the pussy.

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categories: animals, nature word fun (puns, riddles)

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