Sum Ting Wong isn't very good in English and so decided to attend an English class. One day, his teacher asked the class make up a story using the numbers 1 to 10 for an assignment. This is what Sum Ting Wong came up with:
1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 bedroom apartment to peep. After being seen by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me. I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7-eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab at him. And 10.... he died. I put the 9 back on the shelf and pay for 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day, I call my boss to say I am 6. He say 5. Tomorrow also don't need to come back 4 work. He also say go climb a 3 and jump. I don't understand. I nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1?