There was a gay pirate out on the waters! His name was Cap'n Black!
He sailed along one day when a ship came up and started firing at him. Cap'n Black shot back and took over the ship!
He took all the crewmates back to his ship. When he looked the captain of the enemy ship up and down, he realized he was in love. So he said, "I'll be adding your diamond and family jewels to my booty!".
Then with a smirk he yelled "And when I say your diamond and family jewels I don't mean your treasure! Ha ha ha ha!".