A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a church and ask the priest for forgiveness. The priest says "go out and do something bad tonight then come back and drink from the holy water and you will be forgiven. And so they did.
In the morning the redhead came back bawling and saying "I robbed a bank!" And the priest gave her some holy water.
5 minutes later the brunette came running in bawling and saying "I robbed a convienience store!" And drank from the holy water.
10 minutes later the blonde came in laughing hysterically. and when the priest said "what did you do last night" she said "I peed in the holy water!!!"