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3 men and the sheik

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Three men are on a trip to Saudi Arabia. On their way they stumble into a tent filled with 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with the women, when suddenly, the master of the women came in.

"I am the master of all these women. You three shall pay for what you have done. You will be punished in a way corresponding to you jobs."

He turns to the first man and asks what he does for a living.

The man tells him, "I'm a cop."

"Then we will shoot your penis off." He turns to the next man and asks him the same question. He tells the sheik that he is a fireman, and they burn his penis off.

Finally, the sheik looks at the last man and says, "And you?"

The man looks at him with a sly grin and tells the sheik, "I'm a lollypop salesman."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by George G. 1+ years ago

They sucked his dick off? Must be pretty painful right?

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Duke, go burn in hell =)

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

great joke, and by the way Duke, thats a pretty shitty thing to say

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by michael r. 1+ years ago

nice response

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by Laurie L. 1+ years ago

good answer from the last guy, i liked it!

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

This is a poor repeat of another joke on Funny.com You are a retard for thinking people won't notice it's a repeat by just adding Arabs to the joke. You know what? I hope you're on the next plane to be hijacked.

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