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Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter. (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Man: What sign were you born under? Woman: No Parking.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized !

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Man: I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy. Woman: You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


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