The Indian With One Testicle

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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.'

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,

'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????...........................

OH, Come on... take a guess!

Think about it...

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is...

You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

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by j r. 1+ years ago

wow..talk about being blindsided with somehting obvious...tho that yellow is a lucky girl

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by DJ P. 1+ years ago

lol that was great!!!

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by tessa p. 1+ years ago

hahah i love it!!! i was thinking of the moral then i read it and felt stupid lol funny as hell

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Wow, amazing, your jokes are unbeatable.

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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

haha nice. neva woulda expected tht one. take out tha punchline tho it ruins erything

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

LMAO.

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by c m. 1+ years ago

GREAT JOKE BUT DELAYING THE PUNCHLINE ALWAYS LESSENS THE EFFECT IMO

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by bec t. 1+ years ago

LOL i liked that! i liked that a lot.

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

lmao moelicious u ROCK!!!!

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by Samantha A. 1+ years ago

HA LOL BOW DOWN TO MOELICOUS

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

lol nice

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

THAT WAS GOOD...VERY CREATIVE TWIST!

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