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This works great as a secret language to use around people you don't like whom you want to insult in front of other people.

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No fucking way.........................I don't think that's feasible

You've got to be shitting me...........Really

Tell someone who gives a fuck..........Perhaps you should check with....

Ask me if I give a fuck................Of course I'm concerned

It's not my fucking problem............I wasn't involved in that project

What the fuck..........................Interesting behaviour

Fuck it, it won't work.................I'm not sure I can implement this

Why the fuck didn't they tell..........I'll try to schedule that sooner

When the fuck do they expect...........Are you sure it's a problem to do this

He's got his head up his ass...........He's not familiar with the problem

Eat shit...............................You don't say

Eat shit and die.......................Excuse me

Eat shit and die mother fucker.........Excuse me sir

What the fuck do they want.............They aren't happy with it with my life

Kiss my ass............................So you'd like my help with it

Fuck it I'm on salary..................I'm a bit overloaded at the moment

Shove it up your ass...................I don't think you understand

This job sucks.........................I love a challenge

Who the hell died and made you boss....You want me to take care of this

Blow me................................I see

Blow yourself..........................Do you see

Another fucking meeting................Yes, we should discuss this

I really don't give a shit.............I don't think it will be a problem

He's fucking retarded..................He's a bit confused

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