santa gets it on

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a women is very lonely on christmas eve. she is wearing this pretty red silk dress for christmas and then she hears santa coming down the chimeny. "oh santa!" she says. "thank goodness you are here! ive been so lonely! can you stay for just 1 night?" "ho ho ho gotta go gotta go cant leave my raindeers left in the the snow." she slides down a sleeve from her dress. "can you stay now santa?" she asks. "ho ho ho gotta go gotta go cant leave my raindeers left in the the snow." she slides down the other sleeve. "can you please stay now santa?" asked the women. "ho ho ho gotta go gotta go cant leave my raindeers left in the the snow." finally she takes off the whole dress and asks if he can stay.

"hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay! cant get down the chimeny with my boner in the way!"

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: holidays, vacations sex, sexuality other

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by kong z. 1+ years ago

perverted little creature

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by Julia N. 1+ years ago

This joke has been around for a long time and is on a million other websites.

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

Thank you for associating Santa with sex. I'm sure a well-loved figure from everyone's childhood is very appreciated when turned into something ugly... You retard.

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by bobby n. 1+ years ago

very tasteless

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CJ3RO_santa gets it on

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